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  • Best joke ever ;)

    Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny )) I could not hold it!

    1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

    2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

    3. Your last name stays put.

    4. The garage is all yours.

    5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

    7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

    9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

    10. Same work .. more pay.

    11. Wrinkles-add character.

    12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.

    13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

    14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

    15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

    16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

    18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

    19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

    20. You can open all your own jars.

    26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

    27. No maxi-pads.

    28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

    29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

    30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

    32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    i think its the best joke!

  • #2
    Re: Best joke ever

    This post was moved from the Office XP/2003 General Issues Forum. For posting a joke in a technical forum and not in the Lounge, you have incurred a 2 week ban. Please read the rules so this doesn't happen again. Thanks.

    [Edit: later in the day] I think the funny part is that he has missed the beginning of the list (notice I didn't say joke) when it was Copy & Pasted. Now that IS funny.
    Last edited by biggles77; 25th August 2006, 13:11.
    Joined: 23rd December 2003
    Departed: 23rd December 2015


    • #3
      Re: Best joke ever

      I'm sorry, but I would have banned you for the quality of these so-called jokes.... Man, you need to re-define your "funny/not-funny" levels...


      Daniel Petri
      Microsoft Most Valuable Professional - Active Directory Directory Services