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    Bill dies and gets sent down to hell:

    Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

    Satantakes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions. Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."

    "Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Angel locks the room after Bill.

    As he turns around, everyone asked, "That was Bill Gates! Why did you give him the best place of all!"

    "That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.

    "The bottle has a hole in it!"

    "What about the PC?"

    "It's got Windows 95!" laughed Satan.

    "And it's missing three keys,"

    "Which three?

    "Control, Alt and Delete."
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    Re: Yet Another Bill Gates Joke....

    Bill would just use the Accessiblity Option in the Control Panel to reset Ctl-Alt-Delete to three other keys on the keyboard to get around it.
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    • #3
      Re: Yet Another Bill Gates Joke....

      LOL

      Poor Billy takes another one for the team
      It's not a lot of help but it's a little...

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      • #4
        Re: Yet Another Bill Gates Joke....

        Mmmm, I wouldn't call a Billionaire poor.
        1 1 was a racehorse.
        2 2 was 1 2.
        1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
        2 2 1 1 2

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        • #5
          Re: Yet Another Bill Gates Joke....

          Originally posted by racerdeb
          Bill would just use the Accessiblity Option in the Control Panel to reset Ctl-Alt-Delete to three other keys on the keyboard to get around it.
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          j/k I'd say the same thing
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            Re: Yet Another Bill Gates Joke....

            Originally posted by racerdeb
            Bill would just use the Accessiblity Option in the Control Panel to reset Ctl-Alt-Delete to three other keys on the keyboard to get around it.
            Your Win95 must have the short bus version of Accessibility Options because mine won't allow you to remap keyboard keys.
            Last edited by ahinson; 9th August 2006, 02:33.
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            • #7
              Re: Yet Another Bill Gates Joke....

              we're talking Bill Gates here.... he's gotta work around for it up his sleeve, I'm sure.
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