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  • The only place to bee (split from Welcome thread)

    Originally posted by Ossian View Post
    Welcome, Bill
    Are you really an apiarist?
    If he is then will he bee needing our help?
    1 1 was a racehorse.
    2 2 was 1 2.
    1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
    2 2 1 1 2

  • #2
    Re: New members, wanna say hi? This is the place!

    Originally posted by Ossian View Post
    Are you really an apiarist?
    Some have said that it's a honey of a job, but when I tried it I didn't see what all the buzz was about.
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    • #3
      Re: New members, wanna say hi? This is the place!

      Originally posted by Nonapeptide View Post
      Some have said that it's a honey of a job, but when I tried it I didn't see what all the buzz was about.
      Maybe you had a waxadent and suffered accordingly or pehaps got sick. Did you comb out with hives?
      1 1 was a racehorse.
      2 2 was 1 2.
      1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
      2 2 1 1 2

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      • #4
        Re: New members, wanna say hi? This is the place!

        Originally posted by biggles77 View Post
        Maybe you had a waxadent and suffered accordingly or pehaps got sick. Did you comb out with hives?
        I think my biggest problem was that my business partner was a bumbler. He tried to give our investors apis of the action but he droned on and on in the investor meeting. We were swarmed with complaints. Things got rather sticky after that.
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        • #5
          Re: New members, wanna say hi? This is the place!

          You guys are in the wrong business. You ought to be trying out for America's Got Talent (or Britain, or Australia, or where ever). I'd offer my wooden dummy for your ventriloquist act but my wife doesn't like it when I'm away from home. Bada-bing!

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          • #6
            Re: New members, wanna say hi? This is the place!

            Originally posted by joeqwerty View Post
            I'd offer my wooden dummy for your ventriloquist act but my wife doesn't like it when I'm away from home. Bada-bing!
            Ouch, that must have stung.
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            • #7
              Re: New members, wanna say hi? This is the place!

              This part of the thread has been hived off to avoid any waspish comments from newbee members
              Tom Jones
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              • #8
                Re: The only place to bee (split from Welcome thread)

                I'm sorry I didn't beehive myself*. I've probably pollinated this thread with enough puns. I'm off to further develop my flowering knowledge of computers by feasting on the nectar of MS Press books and Transcender practice exams.



                *That's actually how Australians pronounce "behave" anyway.
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                • #9
                  Re: The only place to bee (split from Welcome thread)

                  *That's actually how Australians pronounce "behave" anyway.
                  Oh really! Perhaps you should come to OZ and re-educate them to speak the word your way.
                  1 1 was a racehorse.
                  2 2 was 1 2.
                  1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
                  2 2 1 1 2

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                  • #10
                    Re: The only place to bee (split from Welcome thread)

                    Originally posted by biggles77 View Post
                    Perhaps you should come to OZ
                    Off to see the wizard?
                    Tom Jones
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                    • #11
                      Re: The only place to bee (split from Welcome thread)

                      Originally posted by biggles77 View Post
                      Oh really! Perhaps you should come to OZ and re-educate them to speak the word your way.

                      Hahahaha, agreed !!

                      Originally posted by Ossian
                      Off to see the wizard?
                      But seriously, we do have a wizard here in Melbourne**, they call him 'The Wiz'...

                      Or there's always the 'whiz' kid himself...

                      **EDIT: He moved to Fremantle a few years ago..
                      Last edited by djohn86; 1st June 2009, 01:19. Reason: Updated location of 'The Wiz'
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