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    Honeypots are usually set up by people who think they know too much and have too much free time. This person probably has tin foil covering his windows so that "THEY" can't read his mind. Is this person a Linux/Unix person? They're the worst.

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    Re: Honeypot

    Originally posted by joeqwerty View Post
    Honeypots are usually set up by people who think they know too much and have too much free time. This person probably has tin foil covering his windows so that "THEY" can't read his mind. Is this person a Linux/Unix person? They're the worst.
    Tinfoil helmets are actually a government sponsored program to increase the effectiveness of mind control waves! I prefer lining my baseball hats with kryptonite and walking in a zig-zag pattern.
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    • #3
      Re: Honeypot

      Right, I forgot you're not a native Ohioan. We use the figure eight pattern here when trying to avoid the cosmic mind control waves. you'll catch on...

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      • #4
        Re: Honeypot

        No, no, no!
        Figure eights means the black helicopters have already caught you

        Stick with the tin foil, but remember to go at least 8 inches down your spine
        Tom Jones
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        • #5
          Re: Honeypot

          Tinfoil hats are all well and good, but lets not forget what happens if you have braces or fillings

          Is it just me or has this thread wandered a bit
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          • #6
            Re: Honeypot

            Rubbish! Tinfoil hats are appropriate in ANY thread here

            Content split to [strike]Secret Black Helicopter forum[/strike] Coffee Lounge
            Tom Jones
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            • #7
              Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

              Quite tempted to put in wireless access points up in the sales office. Not connected to anything - not even power - and make that blatantly obvious... we'd still have people wearing tinfoil hats.

              We had an IVR 'self service' support system at a previous workplace. 25 levels deep (it asked for confirmation of your user ID four times ), recursive, recursive, recursive, recSegmentation Fault: User rebooted

              We called it Pandora I'm pretty sure I saw Amelia Earhart in there. That's right - there was no conspiracy or abduction... she just forgot her password
              Gareth Howells

              BSc (Hons), MBCS, MCP, MCDST, ICCE

              Any advice is given in good faith and without warranty.

              Please give reputation points if somebody has helped you.

              "For by now I could have stretched out my hand and struck you and your people with a plague that would have wiped you off the Earth." (Exodus 9:15) - I could kill you with my thumb.

              "Everything that lives and moves will be food for you." (Genesis 9:3) - For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

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              • #8
                Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

                Something like this?
                Attached Files
                Cheers,

                Daniel Petri
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                • #9
                  Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

                  Where did you find that image from me?
                  (ok I don't have glasses..)
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                  • #10
                    Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

                    We can see that, but who's the guy WITH glasses beside you?
                    Tom Jones
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                    • #11
                      Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

                      Well, on the moment I've about the same look into my eyes as the cat...
                      Currently I am also quite bored.
                      Marcel
                      Technical Consultant
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                      "No matter how secure, there is always the human factor."

                      "Enjoy life today, tomorrow may never come."
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                      • #12
                        Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

                        This cat seems to have it all figured out. Obviously the Lizard People are trying to capture him since he discovered proof that the Apollo Moon Landing Hoax was simply a cover for the introduction of Tang and genetically modified Twinkies... both of which are necessary for the Giant Flies to assume control of the moons of Jupiter.
                        Wesley David
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                        • #13
                          Re: Tinfoil Hats (Split from Honeypots in Misc forum)

                          So the moon landing hoax was a hoax... clever. Well played Neil Armstrong.

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