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  • Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

    Originally posted by L4ndy View Post
    Well done Ossian, another feather in you Cap.

    Is there anything left out there for you to do?
    Well, Gordon Brown has already saved the world, so I guess not a lot...
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    Re: 70-282 (and no signature change)

    Nice one

    Originally posted by L4ndy
    Is there anything left out there for you to do?
    Assassinate Gordon Brown and rebuild the labour party's image of being a party with a clue?
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    • #3
      Re: 70-282 (and no signature change)

      Originally posted by gforceindustries View Post
      Nice one
      Assassinate Gordon Brown and rebuild the labour party's image of being a party with a clue?
      To quote the immortal Edmund Blackadder on that subject...

      "You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of clues in heat if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance."
      Tom Jones
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      • #4
        Re: 70-282 (and no signature change)

        I was tempted not to post after that Clue quote. It was great!!
        Since this is turning into a Political battle, how about using this simple Math calc

        MCP - C = MP

        All you need to do then, is slightly change your signature
        Caesar's cipher - 3

        ZKHQ BRX HYHQWXDOOB GHFLSKHU WKLV BRX ZLOO UHDOLVH LW ZDV D ZDVWH RI WLPH!

        SFX JNRS FC U6 MNGR

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        • #5
          Re: 70-282 (and no signature change)

          I want to say series 1... must say I don't actually remember that particular tirade.
          Gareth Howells

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          Any advice is given in good faith and without warranty.

          Please give reputation points if somebody has helped you.

          "For by now I could have stretched out my hand and struck you and your people with a plague that would have wiped you off the Earth." (Exodus 9:15) - I could kill you with my thumb.

          "Everything that lives and moves will be food for you." (Genesis 9:3) - For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

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          • #6
            Re: 70-282 (and no signature change)

            Split to coffee lounge
            Dammit, I hijacked my own thread
            Tom Jones
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            • #7
              Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

              I've seen self-pwnage... self-hijacking though, now that's a new one
              Gareth Howells

              BSc (Hons), MBCS, MCP, MCDST, ICCE

              Any advice is given in good faith and without warranty.

              Please give reputation points if somebody has helped you.

              "For by now I could have stretched out my hand and struck you and your people with a plague that would have wiped you off the Earth." (Exodus 9:15) - I could kill you with my thumb.

              "Everything that lives and moves will be food for you." (Genesis 9:3) - For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

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              • #8
                Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

                Originally posted by gforceindustries View Post
                I've seen self-pwnage... self-hijacking though, now that's a new one
                I do it all the time. Great fun, actually.


                Originally posted by gforceindustries View Post
                Assassinate Gordon Brown and rebuild the labour party's image of being a party with a clue?
                You do realise that you just earned yourself a visit from the MI5, right? Be sure to tell us how you survive their interrogation techniques... assuming you do survive.
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                • #9
                  Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

                  Originally posted by Nonapeptide View Post
                  You do realise that you just earned yourself a visit from the MI5, right? Be sure to tell us how you survive their interrogation techniques... assuming you do survive.
                  Ain't never not (triple negative, boosh) found an MI5 guy who could take me down yet besides they're most likely ahead of me in the queue. Even if they do come after me, if you go by this forum, I apparently live in Cyprus
                  Gareth Howells

                  BSc (Hons), MBCS, MCP, MCDST, ICCE

                  Any advice is given in good faith and without warranty.

                  Please give reputation points if somebody has helped you.

                  "For by now I could have stretched out my hand and struck you and your people with a plague that would have wiped you off the Earth." (Exodus 9:15) - I could kill you with my thumb.

                  "Everything that lives and moves will be food for you." (Genesis 9:3) - For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

                    Originally posted by gforceindustries View Post
                    Ain't never not (triple negative, boosh) found an MI5 guy who could take me down yet besides they're most likely ahead of me in the queue. Even if they do come after me, if you go by this forum, I apparently live in Cyprus
                    I know where you really live. The guy who WAS coming to interrogate you left his laptop on the train on his way home on Friday night.
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                    • #11
                      Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

                      those courses/tests don't mean alot.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

                        Originally posted by snakeye View Post
                        those Courses/tests Don't Mean Alot.
                        ????????
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                        • #13
                          Re: Got a Clue? (split from 70-282 in MS Cert forum)

                          Originally posted by SnakEye View Post
                          those courses/tests don't mean alot.
                          What courses? And once we know that, why in your opinion don't they mean a lot?
                          Gareth Howells

                          BSc (Hons), MBCS, MCP, MCDST, ICCE

                          Any advice is given in good faith and without warranty.

                          Please give reputation points if somebody has helped you.

                          "For by now I could have stretched out my hand and struck you and your people with a plague that would have wiped you off the Earth." (Exodus 9:15) - I could kill you with my thumb.

                          "Everything that lives and moves will be food for you." (Genesis 9:3) - For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat three.

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