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    Never complain about your job
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  • #2
    Re: Never complain about your job

    What a crap job. I too would hate to have to hold an elephant's tail.
    1 1 was a racehorse.
    2 2 was 1 2.
    1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
    2 2 1 1 2

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    • #3
      Re: Never complain about your job

      a guy on one of the forums (works as a helpdesk/admin) said he received a complaint from one of the users. the complaint was about solitaire not being easy to solve on the users' PC

      wouldn't like his job either
      Real stupidity always beats Artificial Intelligence (c) Terry Pratchett

      BA (BM), RHCE, MCSE, DCSE, Linux+, Network+

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      • #4
        Re: Never complain about your job

        When i started my carreer in IT:

        Helping a user to configure an application on the phone.

        Me: Can you tell me where you are?
        User: At home....

        another one:
        Me: you may close that Window
        User: Its winter, all Windows are closed!

        Than you have the people who are pissed and want the issue to be resolved before it even started.

        Monday morning at the phone, first call in big international bank:
        The pone rings:
        Me: Hello, how may i help you?
        Furiating voice on the other side.
        User: Its always the same story! I am unable to print!
        Me: Ok, tel me what you are trying to do.
        User: No, I have a problem and i want it resolved NOW!

        Whent to the user his desk and saw that the priter was not powered on.

        I must say that these users kept motivated, to spare my free time in study and books
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