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  • Jason wants someone to ask a question.

    Thank you.
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    Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

    1. How about those Yankees?
    2. Is Phelps the greatest athlete ever?
    3. Will The Dark Night surpass Titanic in global revenue?
    4. Where's Jimmy Hoffa?

    Take your pick at any one of these questions. Hopefully they'll generate the mental stimulation you're looking for. LOL

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    • #3
      Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

      Will there ever be a "Year of Linux"?
      Will OS X / Apple ever truly threaten Windows?
      Why are manhole covers round?
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      • #4
        Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

        Can't answer the first two but manhole covers are round because then they can't fall into the hole.

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        • #5
          Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

          What are next weeks lotto numbers??

          Why do farts smell worse when you do them in the bath??

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          • #6
            Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

            If the answer is 42, what is the question?
            Tom Jones
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            • #7
              Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

              Originally posted by Ossian View Post
              If the answer is 42, what is the question?
              The number of years left until I can retire?
              The number of months it will take for my VMW stock to reach break-even point again?
              The number of carbs in those 2 slices of pizza I ate at my parents house tonight?
              The number of times I've watched my Clint Eastwood Man with no name trilogy DVDs?
              The number of consecutive days Lindsay Lohan has stayed clean?
              Paris Hilton's IQ?
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              • #8
                Re: Jason wants someone to ask a question.

                Originally posted by Jason
                The number of consecutive days Lindsay Lohan has stayed clean?
                Paris Hilton's IQ?
                Mmmm, looks like you need a decimal point between those 2 supplied digits to be correct with the above quoted answers. Now go stand on the corner for getting it sooooooooooo wrong.
                1 1 was a racehorse.
                2 2 was 1 2.
                1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
                2 2 1 1 2

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                • #9
                  Re: Jason wants someone to ask a question.

                  Originally posted by biggles77 View Post
                  Mmmm, looks like you need a decimal point between those 2 supplied digits to be correct with the above quoted answers. Now go stand on the corner for getting it sooooooooooo wrong.
                  4.2 might also be their "AmIHotOrNot" rating.

                  This thread was moved from the VMware forum and the subject line changed. Tough crowd here. I was just trying to stir up some VMware virtualization talk.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

                    Originally posted by Ossian View Post
                    If the answer is 42, what is the question?
                    I do know this one. What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Or alternatively How many roads must a man walk?
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                    • #11
                      Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

                      Originally posted by cruachan View Post
                      I do know this one. What is the answer to life, the universe and everything? Or alternatively How many roads must a man walk?
                      Nope, sorry. It is what is 6 x 7?
                      1 1 was a racehorse.
                      2 2 was 1 2.
                      1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
                      2 2 1 1 2

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                      • #12
                        Re: Jason wants someone to ask a question.

                        Originally Posted by wullieb1
                        Why do farts smell worse when you do them in the bath??
                        Because it gets all sweaty and musty, and when it comes out of the water its right below hitting you right in the face.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Someone please ask a question or start a conversation

                          Originally posted by cruachan View Post
                          I do know this one. What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
                          Absolutely right!

                          There's a frood who knows where his towel is!
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                          • #14
                            Re: Jason wants someone to ask a question.

                            Life..... don't talk to me about life.
                            1 1 was a racehorse.
                            2 2 was 1 2.
                            1 1 1 1 race 1 day,
                            2 2 1 1 2

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                            • #15
                              Re: Jason wants someone to ask a question.

                              Actually, the question was never asked, those were just guesses as to what 42 as the answer to.
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